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dinsdag, juli 29, 2003

 
Top 12 Telling Parallels Between Ozzy Osbourne and George W. Bush
Countdown to, eh...

11. Both fully aware that their underage daughters use fake I.D.s to go to bars, do nothing.

10. Ozzy: falls out of chair while trying to work TV remote, Dubya: falls out of chair while choking on a pretzel.

9. Ozzy: subliminal messages on albums, Dubya: "sublimable" messages in campaign ads.

8. Ozzy: Yells at wife Sharon, but does whatever Sharon tells him, Bush: yelled at by Prime Minister Sharon, does whatever he tells him.

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