Dubbel Mono

dinsdag, augustus 13, 2002

 
Ten Ways to Sidestep Lyrical Responsibility
2. Play death metal, exclusively.
[...] When you're contending with detuned riffs-o-death, nobody really gives a stuff what you're singing: the audience'll be too busy trying not to spill beer while moshing to pay attention to what you've got to say. By the time they've bought your CD to check the liner notes, you'll have had time to filch "lyrics" from an old surgery handbook anyway -- score!
5. Steal a diary.
Hey, it works in emo, maybe it'll work for you. Try to make sure it's not your own. Being straight-edge and the butt of the joke isn't a winning combination.
|| 1:02 p.m.