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  David Lee Roth versus Sammy Hagar
REASONS TO LIKE SAMMY HAGAR
1. He didn't wear spandex
2. He cant drive 55
3. He didn't sing "IIIIIIII ain't got nobody....."
4. Solo career hasn't consisted solely of horrible cover songs that were aimed strictly at music television audiences
5. He isn't the lead singer of Extreme
6. Makes tequila as a money making venture outside of music

REASONS TO LIKE DAVID LEE ROTH
1. Doesn't ever use the expression "Cabo Wabo"
2. Got caught trying to buy pot while still in his limo
3. Was in Van Halen when they were somewhat respectable
4. Actually has had a solo career, at least until Nirvana appeared
5. Has had no gainful employment to speak of in the last decade

FINAL RESULT- ITS A WASH, THEY BOTH SUCK.

|| 6:23 p.m.