Dubbel Mono

zondag, mei 05, 2002

 
Drunken Ozzy Bites Head Off Genetically Engineered Salmon at White House Dinner: President One-Ups Him
"As staff passed by the two men, Osbourne lurched forward, exerting surprising force for a man of 97, and snatched a steaming salmon from off a plate. With new found hellraiser honcho George Bush giggling like an infant beside him, the Oz cried out and bit the head clean off the fish, spitting the faced hunk of meat onto a nearby table. As Osbourne presented the room with his trademark demonic grin, the president began hooting like an Indian on the warpath; then seized his own salmon and severed the head between his teeth. With the course of action committed to, a geek-off ensued between the godfather of metal and the godson of crude oil."
[Saviorass.com: Trooff? We Can't Even Spell The Word Right]
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