Dubbel Mono

zaterdag, maart 09, 2002

 
Fun Home Projects!
Make a ghost tape!
It's easy. Simply place a blank cassette into your recorder and press 'record'. Turn out lights and ask the darkness, "Is there anyone out there who would like to speak to me?" Sit quietly until tape recorder clicks off. Now just rewind the tape and listen. Listen carefully! Is that your dead grandmother telling you where the government bonds are hidden? Or, could it be Jack the Ripper singing "Silent Night"? Too many ghosts on your tape? Simply fill your shoes with salt to disperse unwanted presences

The Handsome Family is terug. Niet alleen met een eigen-beheerplaat met restmateriaal en covers, maar ook voor een paar shows in Nederland. De CD gaat Smothered and covered heten en bevat veertien songs.
Optredens:

8 mei 2002: Doornroosje, Nijmegen
9 mei 2002: Nighttown, Rotterdam
10 mei 2002: Paradiso, Amsterdam

Learn to understand animals!
Simply bury yourself underground for one full month with a small breathing tube in your mouth leading up to the surface. No cheating! Try to focus on white light only. Most yogis who accomplish this discover upon returning to the surface world they are now able understand everything from the flick of a lizard's tongue to the growl of a rabid dog. Caution: unpleasant side effects such as flowers growing from abdomen and unexpected levitations have been noted.

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